So someone said that if you had an upcoming show in town you'd take suggestions for locals for material... Well this one just came to me this morning... I'll do it as a narative... And this is a loose version, although I think the basic premise is fairly clear...

"So after Michael Jackson died the other day, I couldn't help but watch many of the television... tribuites to him and his career... Unfortunately, after watching several of those clips I got the lyrics to "Beat It" stuck in my head... After going a full morning and afternoon without being able to escape it, I decided it was time for a good distraction... I figured I'd just get on-line and hit one of those porno sites and... well... you know... but then the irony hit me..."

(and as a chaser)

"but if I would have followed through, I'd be sure to make the most of that one sequin glove..."

Thoughts??

-John