I am a huge fan of your uncle b.s skits and i thought of another idea for you to consider using. Its about George brett.

Uncle b.s, Where were you july 24th 1983, " July 24th 1983, bat boy kansas city royals, up to my butt in pinetar, and athletic tape. It was an important game, George brett was going for 400%. He was up to bat, the pitcher was nervous, so the catcher called time and walked to him. George came strollin' back to the warm up circle, I said, Hey george while your waitin' throw that bat over here and i will lube it with pinetar, then you get out there a swing away!

Just an idea, you can alter it if you like it.

-Sam Huskey-