Hi Tim! It's me, Dixiebitch, the lady who loves you so much I'd watch you stand on your head naked on a bar stool, spinning around and spitting out wooden nickels. I love your songs, and I write a lot of poems and songs, also.

I came up with one a few weeks back, as part of a book idea, and well, all I've been able to get is the chorus. I thought I'd send it to you and see if you like it, and have any idea how to proceed. It's called "Swiggin' Tequila and Humpin' Turtles". Here goes:

"Swiggin' tequila and humpin' turtles

on Lake Eufala tonight.

Man I love that shit, can't understand

Why folks say i ain't right.

It's a little slimy,

It's a little funky.

And oh Lord the smell.

But you ain't had nuthin' brother,

'Till you got yourself a little shell.

So.....whaddya think? Is it good enough for BOB & TOM?

Much love,

Dixiebitch