Leave A Message for Tim http://www.timwilsonamerica.com Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:24:02 GMT Where the F$@! is your jetpack? Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:08:11 GMT 2names http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1889445 http://www.gizmag.com/first-commercially-available-jetpack/14423/

There you go. Please be careful.

2names

]]> Re: i work w/your second cuz's x husband....hell, we're almost related you and me! Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:16:31 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1882723 Tell Jeff I said hello. He is actually my second cousin's second ex husband. I talked to Darlene, his former mother in law the other day. If you work with my second cousin's second ex husband, then hell, we're in-laws as far as I'm concerned. Love TW

]]> i work w/your second cuz's x husband....hell, we're almost related you and me! Sat, 6 Mar 2010 03:04:12 GMT debbie http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1881488 hey..i'm always listening to bob and tom in my office at work and one of my managers came in.....we started talking about you and how you and him used to be related when he was married to his x wife....his name is jeff k......'member him? he thinks you're the greatest..as do i....your ears had to of been ringing for 30 mins straight...keep on keeping on ...you rock!

]]> Re: Top Secret Thu, 4 Mar 2010 22:04:52 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1879115 Thank you! No clearance needed! TW

]]> Top Secret Thu, 4 Mar 2010 19:29:31 GMT lpaotx http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1878765 What,you need a background check just to be a fan of yours.I think you are one of the funniest clowns i hear in the morning.Can't wait to see you in Bay City Michigan one day soon.

]]> Re: new cd Wed, 3 Mar 2010 05:54:26 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1875778 Thanks Twice Dan! TW

]]> Chucky Cheese Fight http://www2.wspa.com/news/2010/mar/01/three-arrested-after-greenville-chuck-e-cheese-fig-ar-47940/ Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:48:50 GMT Steven Jones http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1875409 This was on a local news station website. Thought you might find it amusing, I did. Rednecks thrive in my neck of the woods and they don't just come out at night. They also bring Grandma along for good ole family fun.

]]> new cd Tue, 2 Mar 2010 18:00:52 GMT dandantheeoilman http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1874846 hi Tim! I downloaded it on i tunes as suggested with no problems.funny as hell!The ditto machine,i can still smell the toner!that must be why i traveled all the way to nashville to see your show.ha!Whats this concert thing in south bend?Are they the same band that you record with on the cd"s?That sounds like a plan someday to see you guys.Also,being a yankee redneck(plenty of us here in boston),do you ever see yourself doing a show up the northeast someday?I hope so,but i alsso understand that alot of liberal asholes don't want to hear hillbilly shit.but,were not all like that.I voted for scott brown! take care Tim!Hope to catch you someday again soon

]]> Re: Why are you a Tue, 2 Mar 2010 17:43:16 GMT dandantheeoilman http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1874809 Tim i listen to bob and tom . Why do think your job to keeping talking ,talking and talking. When there other guest on the phone or in studio . No one cares about your stuipid storys . I know I want to turn off the radio when. I here your voice . if i was tom or bob i would turn off your mic. I will alsways turn you off on tv or radio so stay down in those rednecks states please.

--- htw 

can't even spell and he's calling you stupid.....

]]> Re: childhood memories Mon, 1 Mar 2010 22:56:47 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1873622 Hey Billy,

I was hanging with Tony and his son Jarrod this weekend. He would tell me to tell you hello. When you throw all that stuff in that shed, be sure to put some Revolutionary graves behind it and sell beer on Sunday. Mike would be pissed if you didn't! Tell your crew I said hello. TW

]]> childhood memories Mon, 1 Mar 2010 15:16:43 GMT BILLY MCCLENDON http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1872643 HEY TIM' JUST A HOLLER AT YA. GLAD TO SEE YOUR STILL GOING STRONG. KNEW YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE BUT WOULD HAVE THUNK. I HAD THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING A OLD STORE BUILDING THROW A LOT OF JUNK IN IT AND CALL IT MIKES FOOD STORE JUST FOR THE MEMORIES. BUT I CAN'T FIND 30 CATS. WELL GOTTA GO TAKE CARE . YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, FORMER ASSISTANT LITTLE LEAGE COACH, AND FRIEND . BILLY MCCLENDON

]]> Re: just wanted to say"Thank You!" Mon, 1 Mar 2010 13:01:00 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1872399 Dear Mister Jones,

Thank you for the kind words. That Bristol Theatre is one of my favorite places to do shows. Had a good time. Come up and introduce yourself back in the back when we're outside smoking next trip. TW

]]> Re: Another "Futuristic"Jet Pack Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:57:23 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1872395 Dear Jumpupp,

Thank You! We'll be in Chattanooga in April. Thanks close to Huntsville. Come see us. TW

]]> Re: Arkansas (The gravel ain't THAT bad!) Mon, 1 Mar 2010 12:55:18 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1872391 Dear Ryan,

I've worked Little Rock over the years. I actually knocked a guy out in a gravel parking lot in Little Rock in the late eighties! If we can create some sort of clamor for me in Arkansas, I'll be glad to show up. Enjoy being 14! See you, Thanks for the help, Tim Wilson

]]> just wanted to say"Thank You!" Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:21:36 GMT John Paul Jones http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1869457 Hi Mr. Wilson,

My name is John Paul Jones, and no I didn't start the navy or play in Led Zeppelin. I'm the art teacher. Anyhow, I've been thinking a lot since I got to see your show in Bristol, TN., at the Paramount Theatre. I'm a big fan of yours and agree with you about everything you say or talk about. I'm 45 and appreciate you being "our voice" for the forty-somethings.

I travel a long way to school every morning (50 Miles one way), and listen to John Boy and Billy every morning. When your voice comes on it brings a great joy to me-I enjoy your opinions and viewpoints! Your the reason I Iisten to JB&B! I also appreciate you coming to Bristol!

I've told my wife that I've seen about everyone in concert that I've wanted to see except Tim Wilson-your my favorite comedian! After seeing your concert at Bristol I feel like I can die a happy man. I really hope that you come back and see us in Bristol soon.

If you do come back, I assure you I'll be there. Thank you for making my morning commute bearable and enjoyable! You make the miles roll by faster!

Thanks Again!

Sincerely another young curmudgeon,

-John Paul Jones

]]> Another "Futuristic"Jet Pack http://www.wired.com/autopia/2010/01/nasa-puffin/ Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:38:24 GMT jjumpupp http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1868770 Tim! Here is yet another jet pack to dream about. I am guessing we will never see this one either, but it is very cool if you are not claustrophobic.

Had the privilege of seeing you around 15 years ago (when we both had hair) in a club down near Huntsville, AL, when I was there on business. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Thanks for what you do.

]]> Arkansas (The gravel ain't THAT bad!) Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:45:26 GMT officialryanharmon http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1868390 Hello Tim. My name is Ryan Harmon. I was wondering if you've ever been to Arkansas? If you have or haven't, why aren't you coming back? If you don't have anything in the works for an Arkansan show, then I'll book ya! But, seriously, the gravel ain't THAT bad down here! Come on down. The scratches will come off your vehicle! Also, could you tell me what I need to do to get an interview with you? Oh, and by the way, for a show of your's, I would love to attend, but I'm 14 so I can't go to many good comedy shows. I'm only part of this new generation by age. I listen to old rock and roll, country, blues, etc. And, I'm a Conservative, if you were by any chance wondering about that. Sorry, I tend to ramble. LOL! Love the new stuff, the old stuff, and the DVD!

RH

]]> the 40th thing u need to know to survive Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:59:35 GMT Anders Fordal http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1862700 You don`t have to outrun the grizzly bear, as long as you`re faster than your friend whos there/near...

]]> Re: What album is this on? http://looking for tim to respond Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:32:44 GMT bp4 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1862567 this album also has peterbilt prison awesome and if you try to save this marriage again i ll kill you both of them very well wriiten and very funny as well check them out

]]> hello tim http://looking for tim to respond Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:27:09 GMT bp4 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1862561 tim, i haven't got a response from you yet so i probably will not get one to this but anyway i met you at zanies and came to 2 of your shows you are the funniest comedian in my book i drove 7 hours to catch your show at the paramount and once again well worth the trip i liked that you took some audience song requests and you did alot of your old stuff as well it was awesome anyway i had brought a picture of you and i at zanies i was hoping to get you to sign it but i never got an oppurtunity to meet you this time is there any place you will be around the nashville area or close and can i possibly get you to sign it sincerely the prison builder and a tim wilson fan to hell with get r done

]]> Ted Bundy's VW Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:39:22 GMT Cindy Dorminy http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1861748 Hey Tim,

Did you hear that Ted Bundy's VW is in a museum?

http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/22/ted-bundys-vw-beetle-is-now-a-museum-piece/?hpw

]]> mclane embassy suites Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:04:08 GMT richard kennedy http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1860937 April 17 your show that night is to drivers that give chuck e cheese hell all there food. You got to sing that song it will be a hit. Like every thing you do.

]]> Re: Is your wife really Hebrew? Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:03:20 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1859996 That song took longer to write than anything Danny and I ever did. We sang that stupid thing from Des Moine, Iowa to Nashville in the car working on it. I don't know if you would call two assholes singing the same song over and over and over and over genius.....But thank you! See you later. TW

]]> Re: Is your wife really Hebrew? Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:35:05 GMT jlhart http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1859880 My EX wife! TW

--- tw(guest) 

Thanks Tim for replying. I think the song you have about Nashville Name Dropping is a stroke of

"fuckin" genius. Keep up the craziness. Jeff

]]> Re: What album is this on? Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:17:28 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1859512 Gettin My Mind Right. Thank you. Glad you like it! Tim Wilson

]]> What album is this on? Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:35:55 GMT fatboysneedlove2 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1858341 Where can I find "100 Things Every Man Needs to Know" , so I can buy it to put on my ipod. I saw it on Youtube. And I must have it to own. I must! lol

Any ides?

Mike Beavers

916 West Indian Trail

Louisville Ky 40213

falconbasic@yahoo.com

]]> toledo schedule Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:47:44 GMT Ken Krentz http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1857309 Tim, King of England,

Your website says you will be at Funny Business in Toledo on 3/5 &6. Can't find Funny Business on internet. Is this Connxtions? If so, Connxtions website says you're there on 3/12&13. We want to go to a 3/5 show. Please correct the dates.

Thanks,

Ken Krentz,

Traverse City MI

]]> Bristol Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:10:14 GMT mrgollum http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1856722 Howdy Tim, and thanks for another exceptional show at the Paramount....You are one mighty talented gentleman, and this little excuse for a town is blessed to have you perform here...

Hope you and Stuart will pop back around and rip us a new ass again soon! Thanks, Man!

Ol' Mick

]]> WHEN WILL YOU PERFORM IN WISCONSIN? Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:59:35 GMT SUELLEN http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1855573 I KNOW WINTER IS NOT MUCH FUN HERE IN WISCONSIN UNLESS YOU LIKE SNOW SPORTS OR BEING CUDDLED UP UNDER BLANKETS. WE ARE HUGE FANS OF YOURS AND WOULD LOVE TO COME TO A SHOW. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE IN WISCONSIN AS WE WILL BE THERE IN A HEARTBEAT.

]]> Re: Charity Auction Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:35:04 GMT Deb http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1855145 Is there a private address to send details to you?

]]> Re: Where's my cd? Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:13:13 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1852341 Dear Dave,

We show that we mailed the cd when you ordered it. We are sending you another right now! Thank you for your patience and I hope you can accept our apologies. TWA

]]> Where's my cd? Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:15:54 GMT dynodave http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1851632 I purchased your new CD a month ago and you charged my paypal acount Jan. 15 and I still haven't seen the CD. I've heard of snail mail but the USPS can even beat this!

]]> Re: Comedy Caravan Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:55:08 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850721 I don't work at the Comedy Caravan anymore. I work the Improv downtown. I don't believe I am doing Derby. Sorry. Comes see us layer in the year at the Improv or possibly at the Horseshoe Casino. TW

]]> Comedy Caravan Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:20:59 GMT Caleb Coulter http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850289 Was just wondering if you were going to be performing at Comedy Caravan in Louisville KY this coming up derby? Thanks you hope to hear from you.

]]> Re: what cd is this on? Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:48:15 GMT hopcop2 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850098 Thank you now off to buy a CD

]]> Re: what cd is this on? Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:32:35 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850009 Certified Aluminum! TW

]]> Re: Which School Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:28:09 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850005 Dear Ray

I went to Morningside, Arnold and Brookstone. My Daddy was at Morningside and Daniel Jr. High. My brother went to Carver one year. TW

]]> Re: Will You Do A "Meet and Greet" in Cherokee? Thanks. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:25:36 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850002 I don't know about a meet and greet perse. I'll be easy to find and I'll sign anything but a check. See you there. TW

]]> Re: Charity Auction Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:23:46 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1850000 Sure. Send the details! TW

]]> Re: Is your wife really Hebrew? Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:22:21 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1849998 My EX wife! TW

]]> Re: Why are you a Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:20:20 GMT tw http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1849997 Why are you taking up space and time on my website? Go away and leave me alone. TW

]]> Re: Orpheum show Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:50:53 GMT Bill http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1847654 Tim,

We saw you at the Orpheum Valentine's Night. It was a fantastic show. My wife and I have seen many of today's greatest comedians and you are at the top of our list. Thanks for the wonderful evening.

]]> Orpheum show Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:19:19 GMT flash74 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1847541 Thanks for the fun show last night. I sat in the 3rd row right behind John Deere hat guy. Hope you had a safe trip home.

]]> Re: Dubuque Iowa Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:46:53 GMT bundo1 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1846915 Tim, Great show at the Diamond Jo , Glad to see you and talk with you again, stick with the 2 man show ,we come to see you. We will be watching for you next pass through, I will buy you another Bud.

Bundy

--- bundo1 

]]> Dubuque Iowa Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:43:19 GMT bundo1 http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1846910 Tim, Great show at the Diamond Jo , Glad to see you and talk with you again, stick with the 2 man show ,we come to see you. We will be watching for you next pass through, I will buy you another Bud.

Bundy

]]> The Crusaders Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:54:40 GMT producepimp http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1843676 Got a question. Did you ever listen to the Crusaders? A local record store owner here in Columbus Ohio suggested them to me after asking about some good R&B from the 70’s. He said their best stuff was on the Southern Comfort album. I know how much you dig on that stuff so thought I would ask what you thought.

]]> Re: what cd is this on? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:49:01 GMT producepimp http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1843660 Gettin My Mind Right

]]> Still the funniest man in America... Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:12:04 GMT Roger Pennington http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1843330 Okay - I just bought the new CD on iTunes, and while I wish I had purchased it here to get the autographed jewelcase, I just couldn't wait.

I'm a fan from way back. Own every CD, own every DVD and see him live every chance I get. There isn't another comedian on the planet that can connect with my senese of humor like Tim can. If you haven't seen him live, it's worth the drive - no matter how far.

Thanks for keeping me laughing all these years, TW!

Roger

]]> Re: No love for Louisiana? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:34:05 GMT carly http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1842442 Hey..I think I might be offended.

I totally need an apology. LOL!

337-478-2885

]]> No love for Louisiana? Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:24:02 GMT carlyhall http://www.timwilsonamerica.com/_comment/1841890 I died laughing last night when I heard you talk about LA!

OMG...Tim, will you not return to the big concrete bridge with water under it?

I just love you. Let me know!

Love, Carly

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